The lighter site of Arctic

Recently at the Inn:

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Clerk's Office

Here you can rent a room for the evening or however long you intend to
stay. The clerk assures you that the sheets are clean and the towels are as
soft as a noble's behind.

A loaf of rye bread has been discarded here.
A magenta stalk of a plant sways in the breeze before you. [6]
An old rusty key lies here.
a key made out of iron rests here.
A rag, black with dirt, lies on the ground getting filthier.
A pile of worn maps sits in the corner, free to adventurers.
A bulletin board with the heading 'Wanted' has been posted on the far wall.
Smoking a fat cigar, a low ranking guard vigilantly watches the inn. (white aura)
A tired looking clerk sits here waiting for you to say something intelligent. (white aura)

1H 1V 1X 1C Exits:D>look rag

It is covered with filth, making it look black. Although its original
color could have been anything.

1H 1V 1X 1C Exits:D>exam rag

The rag appears to be brand new.

1H 1V 1X 1C Exits:D>???

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I know I know, such little things happen all the time. For the record, I'm not complaining that it should be 'fixed' or anything. This thread is simply intended to share your funny Arctic moments.

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Worse, there is a grammatical mistake in that sentence. Tsk! Tsk! This needs immediate fixing.

Dave

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