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Kragg

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I DEMAND an apology.
« on: August 01, 2014, 06:37:26 AM »
So let me give you some background before I get to the issue(s) at hand.

Up here in Canada its cold.  Fair enough right? Pretty much arctic tundra.  In this unforgiving landscape, you have to make a living any way you can.  Most of us do that by clubbing seals on the ice flows.  It isn't pretty work, granted, but it is just plain survival for us.  Sunshine and coffee.

So, here I was exploring the Village of Vogler the other day and I found that there is a quest that rewards EVIL characters for clubbing seals but penalizes GOOD characters.  You can imagine my outrage!  Apparently, my profession is evil and SO AM I!  The hurt and shame that I felt from this deplorable, salacious characterization of me and everything I stand for thrown in my face!  RIGHT THERE IN PRINT!

I demand satisfaction.

I require:
1) a full written apology from everyone 31+ (both active and retired) dating back from when that zone was revamped and;
2) a rewrite of that particular quest so that it is inclusive, inoffensive, non-discriminatory and;
3) a copy of the full zonefile of Deep Mine.

If these are not in my possession within 15 days of today, then I shall begin uttering vague legal threats.  Oh, don't you think I won't!  On top of that, I will QUIT.  You can all go play with yourselves!

I shall then REMAIN quitted until sufficient time has passed and I can slink back on pretending that nothing happened.

I look forward to your swift reply and hope we can resolve these outstanding issues so we can move forward synergistically towards a more equitable future based on mutual understanding and respect.

Kragg

gulca

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Re: I DEMAND an apology.
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2014, 08:19:18 AM »
Too much nitrous oxide at work today??

Jang Yoo Sung

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Re: I DEMAND an apology.
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2014, 08:42:54 AM »
i demand u shut up before i pk u

Kragg

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Re: I DEMAND an apology.
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2014, 03:47:08 PM »
I probably shouldn't log on these forms so hammered but rereading it was actually pretty amusing.

Whoever you are, your threats don't worry me.  Come at me if you wish.

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Re: I DEMAND an apology.
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2014, 04:08:28 PM »
hahahaahahahhaah!

SArT

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Re: I DEMAND an apology.
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2014, 05:37:55 PM »
Kragg,

I am hurt and proud in the same moment.

Nothin but love,
SArT

Alecto

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Re: I DEMAND an apology.
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2014, 02:18:10 AM »
all your clubbed seals are belong to me!

Brad

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Re: I DEMAND an apology.
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2014, 11:22:38 AM »
That post was awesome man. Even guys that are always sober can't do what you did up there... Insults and jokes woven into a legible forum rant!
+1 Kragg

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Re: I DEMAND an apology.
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2014, 08:09:29 PM »
For anyone who hasnt done the seal clubbing quest in vogler, I highly recommend it. The messages you get upon clubbing the seals are priceless.

alanchu

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Re: I DEMAND an apology.
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2014, 06:18:24 AM »
I"m sorry to heard that Kragg, behalf of seals thank you for your justice :)