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btown

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Is there still humor?
« on: August 21, 2018, 02:36:35 PM »
This is a true story

Guy goes into the bar with his pet monkey. *The Guy quietly sips his drink
but the monkey jumps around all over the place; grabs an olive and eats it,
grabs grabs a cherry and eats it, grabs an pearl-onion and eats it. *Then
the monkey jumps over on the pool table grabs the cue ball and SWALLOWS IT
WHOLE !
The Bartender screams; "Hey, fella', your monkey just ate our cue ball !!"
Guy; "Oh? *Well, he does tend to eat anything and everything. *I'm so sorry.
I'll pay for the cue ball and the other things; no problem. *I'm so sorry."
He pays the Bartender and walks out...
One week later the same Guy walks into the bar with the same monkey. * Guy
sips his drink and, again, the monkey REALLY goes crazy. * He grabs a
peanut, jams it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it! * He grabs an olive,
jams it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it! *Grabs a peanut, jams it up
his butt, pulls it out, and eats it !
Now, the Bartender is really enraged ! * *"Hey You!, your godamned, stupid,
MONKEY is up to his old tricks again and this time he is offending
our customers by his depraved and obscene activities! * What you gonna' DO
about it ??? !!!!"
Guy; "Well yes, he's been doing that for several days. *Since eating that
cue ball last week, he insists on measuring EVERYTHING."

Hope all is well! :)

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Re: Is there still humor?
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2018, 11:39:59 AM »
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel hanging from his crotch.

Bartender says: "I'll serve you, but you've got a steering wheel hanging from your crotch."

Pirate says: "I know, it's drivin" me nuts!"