this is a pretty stupid thread. sorry, but if you see someone asking retarded questions they *might* be new, at which point in time you can either humor them, troll them, or ignore them. there probably isn't a need for code level changes for this, nor giving too much love, as usually they're fake new players.
I've done the fake newbie route at least 3 times over the last 18+ years with a few chars....It's always amusing to see how less than 5% of the playerbase is actually amenable to me. I try to pay it forward and be amenable to the next person just in case they're truly new.